
A BRILLIANT DISGUISE FOILED
I KNEW IT
WHAT A TWIST
THE PLOT THICKENS
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A BRILLIANT DISGUISE FOILED
I KNEW IT
WHAT A TWIST
THE PLOT THICKENS
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Russian grannies ahoy!

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“bro-ups” gone wrong. My brother and Will are too cool.
I must shower, take brother and friend to Kung fu, resist stopping at Mc Donald’s on the way home, pick William up and then finally have movie night and chill… Can’t I just skip to the last bit? :(

my parents basically just did this. h8 lyf.
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Going to play piano and annoy the fam by getting frustrated and slaming my face on the keys after 5 minutes again.
Then I’m going to paint my nails and have a bath or something.
Then I’m going to think about how I’m going to spend all of my money on stuff for latitude (clothes/wellies etc nothing particularly practical as usual.)
AND DO NO WORK WHATSOEVER AT ALL NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT!
My life for the foreseeable future.